IF YOU CAN
If you can begin your day without coffee,
If you can always be happy and ignore aches and pains,
If you can refrain from complaining and dragging others down with your troubles,
If you can be thankful for your food even though you must eat the same food every day,
If you can understand when those you love are too occupied to spend any time with you,
If you can accept blame and criticism without being resentful,
If you can deal with stress without turning to medical interventions,
If you can unwind without using liquor,
If you can sleep without taking drugs,
                                                Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
